They're clogs!!! I just pulled them out of the washer and I'm SO HAPPY!!!
They're still damp but I'm wearing them around the house. I don't want to take them off! Once they're dry and I can give them a shave, I'll post a photo. But here's my thoughts at the moment:
I think this is very nearly the perfect pattern. They knit up quickly. They're easy, but challenging enough to keep things interesting. They're well designed (the double thick bumper sole is genius). They afford some opportunities for creativity and customization. They'll make a great gift. They're kind of magical!