From Happy Knits in Portland, OR

I was tossing another skein of mohair lace yarn to Evan for a shawl he was doing for a friend... and out of my ever so slightly inebriated (Olympic knitting party, hard cider, crackers, cheese, cookies, wine, etc) MOUTH came the following in my best manly faux-Irish accent:

"THAT'S THE MANLY ART OF KNITTING, WHEN YOU THROW YOUR BALLS ACROSS THE STORE!"

It cracked up the gals.
Thought I'd share.

Comments

Tallguy's picture

LOL
Only YOU can get away with saying something like that. You do keep the ladies entertained, don't you?

The teaching assistant in my fifth grade classroom cracked up with laughter at one of the more innocent pupils in my class who had written: 'if you eat up your vegetables you will get muscles as big as balls'...I did not have the heart to tell this child of the double entendre she had committed...

vsidart's picture

Hee hee hee
Hah hah hah
Whaaa!

Joe-in Wyoming's picture

What a great story. Made my day. -- Books, knitting, cats, fountain pens...Life is Good.

Books, knitting, cats, fountain pens...Life is Good.