Hey Knit buddies,
I'm quite a quiet member of the MWK community, but I regularly check in on people's projects/lives. Wooling and non-wooling related activites etc etc. It breaks up the office afternoon and puts me in a better mood. Not that I'm usually grumpy. I'm a 'happy go lucky/beer' kinda guy. But dudes, I'm grumpy. I'm in bad-ass mood. And it's nothing to do with wool, MWK, or anything other than STUPID WORK. Hence the 'unfair rant', but I need to off-load. (clears throat).
Ick. I've been at my desk for nearly 14 hours. The muscle is in my neck is so tight my left shoulder is climbing in my ear. I will never stand upright again, which is a problem as I think I might have developed piles. I've started to realise that I am on of those NUTS who goes home for lunch and comes back with an Uzi to take out their office and is thinks they're justified in doing so. For the good of humanity. Let' s make the world a better place. Gnark.
And I've developed the look of a crazy person. EVERYTHING is an irritation (except you fine gentlemen) and I audibly mutter this to myself as I walk down the street. And god I hate this city. The people are suffering from a severe case of inbreeding depression and I don't understand their accents - and this is my city, and it has somehow leached into my (expletive- ing) joints. My knees creak. I can no longer run. The roof tiles need replacing, my house is so damp my birthday cards curled and fell over in less than a day.
I drive a french hatchback.
An old french hatchback.
Does anybody want to purchase some double knit bamboo cotton? It'll take half of your life to knit into anything wearable and is the colour of decayed entrails.