Look what I found on the Internet!

Stay patriotic and keep your willy warm..stand to attention for you country. This cosy wool willy warmer will do all that.

Price: £2.99
Click Here at Your Own Risk!

Full Specification:
knitted wool willy warmer
one size fits most


QueerJoe's picture

Andres...I am completely appalled!

That is crochet!...not knitting for goodness sakes...is this the MWC forum or MWK?

Crafty Andy's picture

Visit Crafty Andy's Blog Can't we do a conversion from crochet to knit lol! Those Crocheters seem to be having a more diverse pattern pool lol!

QueerJoe's picture

Actually, I have a pattern for a knitted Willie Warmer on my web log:


There's even a link to a picture of the finished garment.


I seriously considered modeling it on my web page so that folks could see that it really does work to keep things warm, but the pictures I took of me in it seemed a little too pornographic for a pseudo-married man.

Plus the color orange makes me look fat.

Crafty Andy's picture

Visit Crafty Andy's Blog I found a knitted pattern and posted it, so forgive my lapsus crochetus! lol!

OKknitguy's picture

I like the separated ball sac though.