Blonde Joke

Thinman's picture

Ok, I apologize in advance.....

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled,
'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'


MMario's picture

I still prefer the version where the punchline is "No! Cardigan!"

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potterdc's picture

I love it!!!

Think less, enjoy it more.

Think less, enjoy it more.

grandcarriage's picture

Sorry, I told this joke last year...

A trucker is driving on the transCanadian...boring long straight stretches, etc... doesn't hear the cop... he yells at the driver to Pullover...driver answers:

"Pullover? No, It's a CARDIGAN!"

BuduR's picture

ok maybe a bit late to be piping in on this one but....

Not funny, that ticket cost me a fortune!!!!!

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Nashrunner's picture

Now, now. I am naturally blond but some of us have a little more going on than that. Of course some times I just pretend to be simple minded to avoid doing things I don't want to. I do find Thin Man's red hair very striking.

Thomasknits's picture

That's rich. I'd love to be able to knit while i drive!