My Gay Boys Update!

So, thanks to all of you, my two 17 year old gay boys have been set on the correct path. I read them some of your comments and they have agreed that Beyonce is not a diva but that she is a diva in training. One other positive note, they both can't stand Saline Dijon (thanks to mysterJay for this name). Oh how quick they learn. I'm so proud of them. Now if they would just butch up a bit.....



Thomasknits's picture

I just don't understand all this hatin on my Celine. I would just die if I met her.


NonStopAndrew's picture

Do you have no buff, tough, manly gays to hang out with? I am talking the kind that can bench press you, and listen to Rammstein. I can think of several but a few thousand miles separates the two of us, and I no longer provide cross-generational hookups. Fainting at the sight of Celine may not be a sin, but it should be. This isn't the Beetles we are talking about, just a woman with a face like a horse. Bette or might be understandable, but still... Why do I get drawn into these arguments? No wonder I can not find a girlfriend.

Thomasknits's picture

I certainly love Judy and Bette to death...I'm certainly not arguing that Celine is better than either...but I do lerve to listen to Celine quite often :-) She has a place very close to my heart...Right alongside Bette and Judy.
Bette has a particularly special place in my heart because my mother and I sang along with her ALL THE TIME in the car as I was growing up. This goes way back to when I was a wee little tyke. I also consider Bette to be one of my gay "origins"


mrossnyc's picture

There is hope for them yet!

scottly's picture

Turn those boys on to Steve Earl or Dwight Yoakam that will butch them up. lol

steve kadel's picture

remember, your boys are actually GITs, gays in training. there is still the hazing process, an entrance exam, and the swearing in ceremony

all i know of love, is love is all there is

we put birds on things

Buck Strong's picture

When do they get the toaster oven?

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn." Blackadder

To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring-it was peace.
~Milan Kundera

fuzzed's picture

It's a toaster OVEN now?? When I got my gay card it was just a plain toaster. And just a 2 slice model at that. :(

rjcb3's picture

Sweetie, it was upgraded to a toaster oven ever since Ellen.

...and in gay time, that' ago.

Melissa Etheridge was the lucky one to field the paperwork and present her prize. Poor Melissa...all she got was a pat on the back from KD Lang at one of Clinton's Inagural Balls (ok, I know that doesn't sound polite, but it's gramatically correct.)


mysterJay's picture

I didn't get the toaster oven either. Not even a toaster. I got a pile of sticks, a piece of flint and a flat stone to toast the bread on after I got the fire started.

I later found out this is what the Lesbians get when they get their cards. That was the last time I wore flannel in public.

New York Built's picture

I'm so dumb! All along, when they say"GIT it here!", I do! I didn't realize there's an expiration date.

'Your goal of life is not to arrive at the grave safely and well maintained; but rather to skid in full throttle coming to a screeching stop shouting, "Holy S**t! What a Ride!"'

Every person I encounter teaches me more about myself. Without whom not.

Joe-in Wyoming's picture

I would say you should introduce them to a bunch of Bears. However, that may not be the best of choices, unless you know the Bears to be very honorable. (And Butch themselves, of course.) -- Books, knitting, cats, fountain pens...Life is Good.

Books, knitting, cats, fountain pens...Life is Good.

New York Built's picture

Musclebears might be a better prescription...hairy, muscular, masculine, who cuss, spit battery acid...and ask "May I?" when necessary.

Every person I encounter teaches me more about myself. Without whom not.

Joe-in Wyoming's picture

Sounds like a lot of the straight working guys around Wyoming. It can be most confusing at times. ROFL -- Books, knitting, cats, fountain pens...Life is Good.

Books, knitting, cats, fountain pens...Life is Good.

Paul81's picture

Allo Buck. Pass on to your Boy's Sabina Sciubba, dripping cool and singing live here...

No explanation needed. She's alive and doesn't look at all like a horse.